Disney Adults, but not in a weird way (right?)
We kept hearing the same story: Disney is too hot, too crowded, too expensive, and too miserable. You are crazy for going to Disney all the time- I am Never Going Again.
Here's what we kept thinking every time we heard one of those stories: why didn’t you ask me for help?
So that's the site. We're three friends who genuinely love Disney — not in a weird way, we promise. Two of us do Disney with two kids in tow. One of us has mastered the adults-only trip, which is a genuinely elite way to do the parks. All of us believe in paying for convenience when it's worth it, and we'll be honest with you about when it is (often) and when it isn't (also often).
We're not influencers. We don't live in Florida. We have day jobs and a group chat called DisneyAdults4Life where we send each other crowd calendars and snack rankings. We're just the friends you wish you'd talked to before you booked.
Magic is real. Misery is optional. Let us help.
Celebrating 20 years of friendship on our November 2025 Trip. Not pictured: our anti-Disney friend Carey (who we love despite her very incorrect opinions).
Meet Your Disney BFFs
Meg
Founder & Lead Contributor
The one who finally got annoyed enough to start this site. I'm a working mom of two — a threenager with big opinions and a neurodivergent six-year-old who has taught me more about smart park planning than any blog ever could. I'm an annual passholder, I don't live in Florida, and I am not an influencer (my day job and doom piles can confirm). I'm just the friend people text in a panic when the My Disney Experience app makes them feel like they need a master's degree.
My specialties: park strategy with little kids, neurodivergent-friendly planning that actually works in real life, Drink Around the World, and a finely tuned radar for which splurges are worth it and which are highway robbery in mouse ears.
My love language is a well-timed Lightning Lane. My core belief: Always wait for row 9 on Guardians.
Allie
Main Contributor
Allie is a mom of three — a seven-year-old and four-year-old twins, which means she hasn't experienced silence since 2022 but has experienced every ride with a 38 inch height requirement. She's an annual passholder and our resident expert in big-group chaos: grandparents, aunts, strollers in formation, the whole traveling circus. If you're wondering how to get nine people with four different opinions and three different nap schedules onto one ride, Allie has done it.
Things Allie believes in, in order: paying for convenience (always), the mid-trip rest (non-negotiable), and Disney Springs (underrated). She's also our biggest proponent of paying for convenience — in her view, the question isn't "can we save this money?" but "what is my sanity worth, per hour?"
Her love language is Joffrey’s Coffee. Her core belief: Never start the day without Joffrey’s Coffee.
Emily
Main Contributor
If you've ever seen a grown woman in crown get visibly emotional meeting Pluto, congratulations — you may have spotted Emily in the wild. She's the comedy department of this operation and the heart of every trip we take. The honorary aunt every park day deserves: first in line for the Space Mountain, fluent in character meet-and-greet etiquette, and fully prepared to wait for Pooh like he's a headliner. Because to her, he is.
Her résumé includes: an ear and crown collection with its own storage system, flirting with Kylo Ren, and an unshakeable conviction that Peter Pan's Flight is worth the line (she will debate you, and she will win). She's pioneered the art of Epcot fine dining (eating on top of a trash can). Emily has never made it through a fireworks show without crying.
Her love language is riding Space Mountain repeatedly until someone gets stick. Her core belief: Bring back the Great Movie Ride.